I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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