dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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