Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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