Her vagina should come with caution tape.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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