i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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