when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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