what if I'm pregnant?
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do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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