Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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