If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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