Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
did you just send me my own nude
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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