Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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