she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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