they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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