i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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