we're blogging at a bar
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Mom said you looked used
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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