Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Someone stole a lamp last night.
When are your genitals available?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
