"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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