He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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