My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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