You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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