I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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