Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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