where am i from again
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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