I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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