sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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