yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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