Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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