I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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