the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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