i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
