You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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