and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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