i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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