Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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