I think I am morally bankrupt
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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