i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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