it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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