What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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