I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
