What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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