But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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