his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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