we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
