And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I think your dad took our porno
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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