He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Randomize
