One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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