i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so let's talk penis.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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