if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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