So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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