Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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