Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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